Best of Rajnikanth Jokes: All are collections from various sources and peoples around. Thanks to all.
1. Rajnikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
2. Rajnikanths' next project. Titanic in Tamil. Climax revised. Both survive. Rajnikanth swims across the Atlantic Ocean with heroine in one hand and… Titanic in the other.
3. Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as “Guiness book of world RECORDS”.
4. One day Rajnikanth bunked school, now its known as Sunday.
5. Rajnikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
6. Rajnikanth’s email id is email@example.com
7. When Rajnikanth does pushups, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.
8. Picture of Obama paying tribute to Rajni Sir.
9. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
10. Lighting cigar Rajni Sir style.